Hope you have a good excuse for this one.

Hope you weren’t planning on stopping at just one watch.

If you can handle this, you can handle anything!

Teasing mercilessly, dragging out every moment

Bet you weren’t expecting this much temptation!

You wish you had this level of self-assurance.

Tell me this doesn’t feel like a dream.

Building anticipation one motion at a time

I underestimated how much I could handle

I almost couldn’t handle the final moments

Should I grab the oil or stroke raw for you today

Be honest… you knew you wouldn’t stop at just one watch.

You weren’t ready for this—but here we are.