Going At It Like Marlborough At The Battle Of Blenheim!

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

Naughty Leprechauns Gave Me A Present In The Night!

Riding The Rug Like Kit Carson On The Pony Express!

Do I Dream of Electric Sheep?

The Pre-Raphaelite Masturbates. Please, Do Not Watch Me!

One May Tolerate A Life Of Madness For The Sake Of A Pre-Raphaelite

“Dirtier Than A Pair Of Armored Trousers After The 100yrs War!”

I Want You To Stop Watching Me - You're Making Me Cum.

Girl In College Dorm Asked To Masturbate In front Of You - Can't Make Her!

FAMILY THERAPIST Makes Me Think Of LESBIAN Thoughts To MAKE ME CUM!

M C Escher Meets Pornhub Pre-Raphaelite! Artistic Masturbation Mashup!

Confessions Of Being Seduced By My Gynecologist Of Harley Street London. MOSTLY TALKING UNTIL END